Chapter 3: Professor Nicebottom Triumphs (Again) at the National SuperTed Lookalike Competition

"This is a story about an ordinary wizard called Tedward Crumblybun. When Tedward arrived at Hogfarts they found something wrong with him (Professors Google and Chav can't possibly imagine what unless it involves working a kettle), and sent him off to be a lawyer, into an old dark office where he was forced to listen to Professor Roberts droning on and on and on and on and on and on about the joys of Insolvency Law. The droning got so bad that poor Tedward was forced to escape to the car park for a quick fag. In the car park a spotty man offered Tedward some cosmic dust. He took the dust and flew off to a magic cloud where Mother Nature gave him special powers. When he returned from the cloud (three days later with a banging headache and in a thoroughly bad mood) Tedward had become Professor Nicebottom."

Professor Nicebottom has a lot in common with SuperTed and it was only right that the esteemed Professor should win the National SuperTed Lookalike Competition for the thirtieth year running.

Congratulations Professor Nicebottom!!